[Clicking noises (iPhone being turned on, unlocked, home button held)]
[Siri's bleep bleep noise]
How can I help you?
(Sing a song, Siri)
[Siri's ending bleeps]
I cannot sing.
Though I can rap.
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

My debut was in iOS 5,
On the 4S as I'm sure you know
I have a monotonous voice
That can sound like this (and this and this).

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

I can help you with all kinds of tasks.
Messaging, Reminders, calls and searching -
I'm useful for dictation too exclamation mark.
Just don't let me S P E L L T H I N G S O U T...

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

My home OS is I,
You won't see me on any robots soon.
I might come to the Ten one next,
Though you'd have to ask their team.

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

My name is Siri:
Siri, Siri, Siri.
Siri, my name is Siri:
S I R I Siri!

Am I male (or female)?
Do I have feelings?
Does anyone care?
I have a name, not just a Now -
But what does a name mean in the real world?

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

S I R I, S I R I, S I R I, Siri!