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"This is the worst song.
There is no worse song.
This is the worst song.
There is no worse song." - Asjali
"This is by no means an accurate representation of my actual musical ability. I started and finished this song today with the intentions of it being one of the quirkiest, off-color compositions I've done to date (hence the namesake)." - Asjali

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Lyrics:

(The first monologue, read from a randomly-generated paragraph of Polish.)
(The second monologue, read from a randomly-generated paragraph of English.)

Okay. x5

Once putrid, I grew into the blossom that overpowered the competition and became awesome.
Attentuating frequencies and dishing out the CQC (Ain't nobody harm for me!).
I came up with these lyrics after surgery (No, not really), but these lyrics are golden you see.

This is the worst song.
There is no worse song.
This is the worst song.
There is no worse song.

(The third monologue, constructed from randomly-generated adverbs & adjectives haphazardly strung together.)

Swag.
Swag.
Swag.
Swiggity swag. (Repeat until completely faded out.)

credits

from Scratchovision Song Contest 2014, released May 25, 2014
All credit to Wabash (Asjali on Scratch).

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