Scratchovision Song Contest 2014

by Various Artists

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    WARNING: this is not the final album. Don't download yet, hang on for the remixes!!!

     

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THE RESULTS ARE IN!!! Now hang tight for remixes.

I could explain everything here, but instead I will chuck links at you.
scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/38306/
files.technoboy10.tk/scratchovision.html

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released May 25, 2014

CREDITS

Thank you to everyone who helped make my silly Eurovision parody an actual thing with songs. And thank you to everyone who will download it.

BY TRACK:

I Saw No. 2 From the Window (remix/mashup):
"C418 for making "From the Window" [http://c418.bandcamp.com/track/from-the-window]. That is essential. And technoboy10 for making a bassline that sounds so similar. And everyone who voted for No. 2 so that it won and therefore I had to remix it, I guess?" - whizzer0

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Hey, I'm whizzer. I make weird music that you might like. Because it is weird it is also free.

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Track Name: Wabash - The Worst
Lyrics:

(The first monologue, read from a randomly-generated paragraph of Polish.)
(The second monologue, read from a randomly-generated paragraph of English.)

Okay. x5

Once putrid, I grew into the blossom that overpowered the competition and became awesome.
Attentuating frequencies and dishing out the CQC (Ain't nobody harm for me!).
I came up with these lyrics after surgery (No, not really), but these lyrics are golden you see.

This is the worst song.
There is no worse song.
This is the worst song.
There is no worse song.

(The third monologue, constructed from randomly-generated adverbs & adjectives haphazardly strung together.)

Swag.
Swag.
Swag.
Swiggity swag. (Repeat until completely faded out.)
Track Name: whizzer0 - Siri's Rap
[Clicking noises (iPhone being turned on, unlocked, home button held)]
[Siri's bleep bleep noise]
How can I help you?
(Sing a song, Siri)
[Siri's ending bleeps]
I cannot sing.
Though I can rap.
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

My debut was in iOS 5,
On the 4S as I'm sure you know
I have a monotonous voice
That can sound like this (and this and this).

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

I can help you with all kinds of tasks.
Messaging, Reminders, calls and searching -
I'm useful for dictation too exclamation mark.
Just don't let me S P E L L T H I N G S O U T...

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

My home OS is I,
You won't see me on any robots soon.
I might come to the Ten one next,
Though you'd have to ask their team.

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

My name is Siri:
Siri, Siri, Siri.
Siri, my name is Siri:
S I R I Siri!

Am I male (or female)?
Do I have feelings?
Does anyone care?
I have a name, not just a Now -
But what does a name mean in the real world?

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

Hello, my name is Siri.
I belong to a company of fruit.
From iPhone 4S to infinity and beyond,
I remain only a long press away.

S I R I, S I R I, S I R I, Siri!